Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
