Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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