idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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