let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Randomize
