It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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