Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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