Ambien. No doubt about it.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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