I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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