Already got asked if we're dating
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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