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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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