Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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