It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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