I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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