So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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