doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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