i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I will pee on everything he values.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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