So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I met the friendliest cop last night
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Shame - the story of my life.
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