Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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