I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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