Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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