Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
