Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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