He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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