would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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