everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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