There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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