Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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