So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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