Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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