So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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