was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Randomize
