? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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