did you get engaged???
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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