New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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