You made me cry and you don't even care
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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