On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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