I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I don't think brook has ever known best
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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