So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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