There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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