And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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