Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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