he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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