I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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