Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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