What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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