this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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