I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
