Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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