So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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