she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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