I need help removing her.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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