Kiss
Puke
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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