I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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