Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You had me at "let me see your balls"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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